When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy. We need to know that they are being sarcastic or even if they are not you shouldnt care about what they say to you.
Okay, now what the FUCK do you want? Should I be worried? Happy birthday, Your Highness.
I think he's coming down here to talk to us. How often should I call my mom?
I didn't yell back. Mom scratches her back, she scratches Mom's.